Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Worst Voiceover Job - Part Two

If you missed the first part, never fear, the link is here.

The Worst Voiceover Job in the History of Forever, Part Two
By Dianna Zaragoza

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“You want me to try this one? Different style? Louder?"
"Hands out like this means louder, right? Right. Okay, here we go…”

“Potestatis…venire…AGE!”

“You want it loud, right? We’re gonna get drowned out in the open like this, but I’ll try."
"Potestatis…venire…AGE!”

“Not age. Well, look. That’s what it says on the page. Is that a typo?”

“Ah-jay? Is that how you say it? All right, one more time! It's getting harder to see. Have I got a flashlight on my phone? There we go, that's better.”

“PoteSTATIS…venire…AH-JAY!”

“You like that? I did too. My voice felt a little stronger – these words have some good mouthfeel. What is that, Italian?”

“Latin? Well, that’s sort of like Italian, right? I would love to see the Vatican someday...”

“Wait…what are you doing with the hands thing? Get behind you? What’s this?”



“’When you signal, read the next line.’ "
"Okay, it’s your call. Let me know when you’re ready. Do I get a mic or anything? Just read it out here, to nobody? I don’t understand.”

“What are you…looking…at…who’s that?”

“What??? Read? Okay…ah…itus cessus…vado…PROGRESSUS!”



“Whoa, what was that? Sideways lightning? We’ve gotta move! Let go of me!!!”

“Read? Are you crazy? That guy just shot lightning at us! Ow! Let go of me!”

“Okay, okay…ah…next line, next line…POTESTATIS…venire…AH-JAY!”



“I don’t wanna die! Cecil, you are so dead! Sweet Mary mother of Joseph!"
"I…I didn’t rehearse the rest of these!”
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Tomorrow we come to the conclusion...remember to look for it. :-)

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