Worst Voiceover Job - Conclusion

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The Worst Voiceover Job in the History of Forever - Conclusion
A fantasy story by Dianna Zaragoza

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“Ignus…DEPOSTIS!”

“Wow! Did you do that? We did that! Fireballs – awesome! Hah-ah! Take that, turkey!”

“Wait a minute, wait a minute. He’s getting up! He’s getting up!! Next one? Next…uh…”

“Okay…I can do this…I can do this. Ventus…aniME…VORARE!”

“What’s happening? I can’t hang on…wait, the paper…paper blew out of my hand…over there…get it, it’s in the bush…"

"...what’s that black thing he’s holding…oh dear Lord…”

“I can’t see! I can’t see the paper! Oh, we’re dead…dead dead dead…oh no, wait…it’s clearing…I can see again…there’s only one line left!”

“CONJECTUS…SEMIHOMINUS…ABSENTIS! ABSENTIS!!”

“Huh? Where’d he go?”

“What was that? Is he gone? He’s gone? We won?! We won!!!”

“That…That was incredible! Was that on video somewhere? I mean…could I bring a recorder next time? I need some new pieces for my demo reel, and these lines lay down really nicely for me. That is, if there is a next time. I mean, you did pretty much decimate the guy.”

“Another one next week? Can we record? Fantastic, that’s going to be so…I can’t thank you enough, Mr. Wur-Locke. Call Cecil and we’ll get it set up.”

“Hey, you want a coffee? I was just heading over to Chik-Fil-A, and I feel like celebrating. Maybe a chicken sandwich too? That’s stuff like crack…I’m totally addicted. Saving the world gives me the munchies.”

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And that's it. Thanks so much for hanging in there with me. :-)